7 Signs Your Soulmate Might Be Hiding in the Jollibee Line (Not Really)
Hey, mga kababayan! W.V. Pelyn T. Palarao here, your resident cynic and chief meme-maker of JuanPress. Love is in the air, or should I say the taho cravings are strong? The internet is buzzing with signs your soulmate is on the way, but hold on to your leche flan! I stumbled upon a video recently about these supposed soulmate signs, you know, the ones with the repeating numbers and dream dates? (We’ve all been there, right?) Well, before you dust off your lola’s dating profile, let’s explore some equally valid signs your forever love might be hiding in plain sight, with a healthy dose of Pinoy flavor, of course!
1. Feeling Incomplete? Maybe You Just Need Sinigang
We’ve all heard the saying “you’re not half of anything, you’re a whole.” Finding your soulmate is a beautiful notion, but don’t wait for someone else to complete you. You are a whole, delicious sinigang on your own! Your soulmate should be the perfect bagoong on the side, not the missing ingredient.
2. Dream Date or Nightmare? Teleserye Spoilers are a Red Flag
You have recurring dreams about someone special…But they keep spoiling the ending of your favorite Teleserye? Honey, that’s not your soulmate, that’s your worst nightmare! Nightmares don’t count as cosmic messages. Your soulmate should uplift you, not ruin your kilig dreams with teleserye spoilers.
3. 500 Pesos on Every Receipt? The Universe Wants You to Save
Forget 11:11 wishes, these repeating numbers are a message from the universe alright – the universe is saying you need to save more! Maybe your soulmate is financial security, because building a future together requires a strong foundation (and a hefty emergency fund).
4. Unfriending Tito’s Hugot Posts? Self-Care is Key
You feel a sudden urge to purge negativity from your life… Starting With Your Tito’s “Hugot” Facebook Posts? This isn’t a spiritual awakening, it’s just self-preservation. Surrounding yourself with positivity is important, but sometimes the best purge is unfriending negativity on social media. Your soulmate might be the friend who fills your feed with good vibes, not endless political rants.
5. Jollibee Cravings and Cute Encounters? Maybe There’s Something There
You experience positive synchronicities, like bumping into someone while ordering Jollibee at the same time. Okay, maybe this could be a sign. But in the land of endless Jollibee cravings, coincidences are abundant. However, striking up a conversation over the perfect gravy-to-chicken ratio? That could be the start of something finger-lickin’ good.
6. Beach Bod Confidence or Upcoming Beach Trip?
You feel a newfound sense of self-love and confidence…Right Before Your Barkada Beach Trip? Don’t get me wrong, owning your glow is key! But sometimes that beach bod confidence is fueled by the upcoming trip, not impending soulmate encounters. Your soulmate might appreciate you for your beach-ready look, but they’ll love you even more for your genuine personality (even if it involves a few extra servings of kare-kare).
7. Lechon High or Love on the Horizon? Enjoy the Moment
You feel a general sense of optimism and excitement about the future…Because You Finally Finished All the Lechon from the Family Reunion? Lechon is love, but it doesn’t guarantee soulmate status. This newfound optimism is probably just the post-lechon high. Your soulmate might show up eventually, but for now, enjoy the satisfaction of a clean fridge and a full stomach.
Look, the idea of soulmates is heartwarming, but finding love shouldn’t feel like waiting for a miracle. Focus on building a life you love, and maybe your soulmate will join the fiesta. In the meantime, there’s always kare-kare and good company to keep you warm.
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